A digression in a different accent entitled ‘I dye grass’

“Who’s been dying the grass?”
“No one dear, it’s always been green”
“Oh … has it?”
“Yes, I’m quite sure of it darling”
There was a knocking at the door. As fate would have it there stood a salesman who promptly divulged his providential spiel:
“Hello, I’m Marty from the grass department of Trinselberg’s Flora and Fauna Coloration Ltd, and I’m here to offer you a range of permanent and semi-permanent grass and small shrub dyes. Application is free with any purchase so you don’t have to get your hands messy.” He shot us an empty smile and awaited our response.
“Do we need any more colour in the garden dear?”